Wanda sex tip #399
Don’t date Japanese men, they will turn into squids and molest you.
one time i was giving my boyfriend a handjob and i took Cosmo Sex Tips advice and said to him “Are you feeling it now mr.krabs?” and he laughed.
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people, who don’t care about me, doing pointless things.
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This was my nose yesterday…. I shit y’all not.
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